Funny SMS Page 1

Arey o burai _ ki _ murat . . ! paap ki tasvir...! 
bewafai ki ziindaa misaal..! matlabi insaan..! dhokebaz . . . 
aisi koi bhi kwality tere me nahi hai, 


U R a NICE friend

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HELLO,


Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, 
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, 
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', 
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo! 

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From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

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He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

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When cloud breaks rain falls, When coconut breaks water falls, When luv breaks tears fall, But.. When ur HEAD breaks.. Aailaa !!! Khali hai!

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I
like
Chicken
when
it
is
boneless,
i
like
fruits
wen
its
seedless,
i
like
you
bcos
you
are
"BRAINLess".. ha......... ha......... ha........

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With life as a centre & love as a radius,draw a circle of friendship & remember me on it's circumference.

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Do u want to see the priceless GIFT that GOD gave to me. . ?












where are you searching. . . Just look at the mirror DEAR.

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G-Go 2 bed.
O-Off da light.
O-Out of tension.
D-Dreams come.
N-Nice sleep.
I-Ignore worries.
G-Get up early.
H-Hv nice thoughts.
T-Thank GOD

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HELLO,

Dhainya Rs. 8, 
Mirchi Rs. 10, 
Aaloo Rs. 20, 
Tenda Rs. 25, 
Tomato Rs. 30, 
Palak Rs. 15, 
Yeh sab to Mehenga hai par SMS to sasta hai pher kertay Q nahi ?????