Funny SMS Page 8

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo ped NE kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
Aey chal re shany hawa aane de.

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7 Angels come to me
& ask:
the name of most
INTELLIGENT
SMART
HANDSOM
DECENT
& WELL-MANNERED person
I told them ur name:
Dekha un ko bho bewaqoof bana dia na!

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Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha

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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Salam arz hai.
Jawab karz hai.
Dena farz hai.
Nadena marz hai.
Na koi karz hai.
Bas etna arz hai...
Kaisay hai Aap???

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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

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Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

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Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna

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Ek Pathan ne Apne Dosat Se Kaha K..
Yaar Mere yahan Aulad Nhi horahi...

Dosat: Khan Sahab Aap Mazaron pr
Jakar Dua karo Aulad hojai ge...

Kuch din bad Pathan se Dosat ne pocha Kiaa hua??

Pathan: Kuch nhi hua yaar 1 saal se Mazaar pr jakar
Dua kar rahaa hon...

Dosat: Kon Se Mazaar Khan Sahab???

Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam ke Mazaar pr....