Computer Shairi (Poetry) SMS Page 3

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

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Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai..

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teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

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Computer Joke

Customer: I don't have a '7' key.
Support: It's between the '6' and '8' key.
Customer: I don't have a '7' key.
Support: Do you see the '1' key?
Customer: Yes.
Support: What's to the right of that?
Customer: '2'
Support: And further right?
Customer: '3', '4', '5', '6'
Support: What's the next key?
Customer: '8'
Support: It should be to the left of the '8'
Customer: Oh, that '7' key?

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Internet Joke
Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"

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Computer Joke
Customer: "Will the Internet be open on Christmas Day?"

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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo

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Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.

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Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.