Funny SMS Page 7

Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!

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Beauty is AGELESS
Luv is BOUNDLESS
Heartbeats r COUNTLESS
n a FRNd lik u is HOPELESS
Oops...
SHAMELESS
Chaa...sory
USELESS...
Aiiyo..
xtremly sory
PRICELESS ;-)

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E dost teri dosti k liye duniya chod denge,
teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge,
lekin tune jo sath choda,
kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!

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Hi i am marrying next week
>>>there will be a small party and
>>>only few persons will be invited
>>>Hey don't bring any gift
>>>just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

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Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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'NOKIA' - connecting pipal...!!!

Agar do pipal ke pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge???


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Us rassi ko bolenge - 'NOKIA' - connecting pipal...!!!

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What do I do when I c sumone xtreeeeeeemely cute??
I stare
n
stare
n
stare
&
I smile
&
smile
& when I get tired, i'll put d mirror down...!

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bewakoof banay kaa 7tareekay































































































yah sub se pehlaa thaa

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BREAKING NEWZ






























NAWAB AKBAR BUGTII IS ALIVEE..........






















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HE ESCAPED 4RM BACK SIDE OV DA CAVE ON HIS HONDA 70
& WAS SHOUTING


"MEIN TAY HONDAA HII LAY SAAA"

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!