Funny SMS Page 3

SMOKE rEguLarLy!

SMOKE rEguLarLy!
Who the HeLL said it was BaD for HeaLtH..
SMOKE mean!
S= SeNd
M= Me
O= One
K= Kool scRap
E= Every day

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English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road."
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!

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Nasha Aankhon me hoti hai sharaab me nahi,Shraddha dil me hoti hai mandir me nahi..
Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai ..
SMS padhne se nahi.

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ere inbox me mere SMS ko panah mil jaaye..
warna allah kare tera mobile Fanaa ho jaaye

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Suna Hai k aap ki Ek Smile Per Log Martay Hai......................






















So Keep Smiling 2 reduce Population:-

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Nichey jaiye aur jeetay paise hi paise








aur nichey








aur nichey








aur nichey








YAKKIN nahin hota
"TUM"
paison ke liye itna nichey gir gaye

CHI-CHI..

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2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes n returned back saying: Lov is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Lov never die.