Funny SMS Page 11

during examz
looking at the book
"KUCH TO HUA HAI <>>>KUCH HO GYA HAI"""

while looking at the paper
"" SAB KUCH ALAG HAI >>>>SAB KUCH NAYA HAI""

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do u knw the full form of college
let me tell u

C=COME
O=ON
L=LETS
L=LOVE
E=EACH
G=GIRL
E=EQUALLY

thats y boyz go to college regularly

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aaaj to jo mangay ga milay ga

bole to

dil mange
jaan mange
dharkan mange
ishk mange
pyaar mange

aisa kiun



kiun k aaj
paanchoo film ki cds meray ghar pe hein
ahhahhahaha

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Gunghat Mein

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Aahat si agar ho to laga k tum ho....


Sans tham si gai to laga k tum ho...


Huwa si lehrai to laga k tum ho...


AB TUM HI BATAO KIYA TUM KISI BHOOT SE KAM HO...

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Na khuwaish hai sitaron ki ,
Na tamanna hai baharon ki ,
Bas aik aap jaisa dost mil jayay ,
Jo mat maar day saron ki .....

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Gulab ko bhi kanwal bana daytay ,
Unki aik nazar per ghazal bana daytay ,
Kambakht marta hee nahi ham pay koi ,
nahi to Lahore mein bhi 'Taj Mahal' bana daytay ..

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Is taran ham aap ko chahtay hain ,
K duniya walay dekh ker jal jatay hain ,
yuon tu ham sab hee ko ulloo banatay hain ,
mager aap zara jaldi ban jatay hain ....

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Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de dun
Tu Raat maange main raat de dun
Tu Dil maange main dil de dun
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh raheye hai kya???

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jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage,
baat aa kar jaban per rune lage.....
toh...
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are vicks ki goli lo khichkhich dur karo...
very simple