Funny SMS Page 10

To be a "Good professional" , always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies" !!

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Sardar gng with his sis, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says Oye.mashoka hogi teri.Meri to behan hai!

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A Srdar went 2 hotel,ordered chiken,Waitr com with order,Sar:Murgi di tang kity ha?Waitr:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimag?Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A sardar went2 hotel orderd murga waitr coms wid Order
sar:Murgi d tang kity ha?
waitr:O lngra si
sar:dil wa:murgi la gye
Sar:dimag watr
:murga sardr si

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colege ki life man kye yar milte ha,usme kuch kamine to kuch dildar milte ha,agr ache se study ki to koi bante ha Dr. to koi engner wrna darzi ki dukan pr beth kr salwar silte ha

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Life ho to aise, Mnday ko dosti,Tuesdy ko pyar,Wednesdy ko shadi,Thursdy ko barat,Fridy ko fightng,saturdy ko Talak,Sundy ko rest, Mondy ko next.

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Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dete han
Hr mod par ek jakhm naya dete hain,
Dost is jahan mein koi apna nahi,
Jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hain.........

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kash in haseno k bap mar jain
hum mot kay bahanay in k ghar jain
aisa na kah zalim tuj pay azab ho ga
kal to bahi kisi hasena ka bap ho ga

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yao he bey sabub na phira
yao he bey sabub na phira karo koi sham ghar be raha kro, woo ghazal ke sachi katab ha ussay chupkay chupkay para karo.

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Aisee dosti ho hamari ki tum har r
Aisee dosti ho hamari ki tum har raah, har dagar, har safar mein mile.Mar bhi jaun agar, To bhi dosti ki khatir, Tum bagalwali kabar me mile.

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Zindagi Hey to Khwab
Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"

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Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend
Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kha me maa banne wali hoo boyfriend bola mane tuje chuha be nahi aur tum maa banne wali hai ladki boli kal me tere baap se shadki kar rahi hoo.

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Hum Mar Bhi Jaate
Koi hum pe rone Waalaa toh hota
Hum Ro Bhi Lete
koi hum ko hansaane waalaa toh hota
hum hans bhi lete
koi hum pe marne waalaa toh hota

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Bas Rab K Agey Jhukta Mera Sar
Jhuktay Meray Saamnay Takht-o-Taj
Andaaz Mera Sab Se Juda
Main Badsha'hon ka BADSHAH .........!

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pujari ko loose motion ho gaya. medicine lete samay doctor se pucha, "any precautions"..doctor ne kaha" sheenkh zor se mat maarna"..

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Hua Kuch Yun K!
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to paani me hoti hai
paani me kishti bhi hoti hai
kisthi me aadmi bhi hote hai
aadmi to road pe bhi hote hai
road pe to main bhi chalta hoon
chalne se yaad aaya ke
kal mai ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gayi thi...

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dosti gunah ha tu honay nahin dayna
dosti gunah ha tu honay nahin dayna
karty ho dosti jub kisi say
tu kabhi us dosth ko ronay nahin dayna

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LeT Me ShOw YoU tHe BeSt PiCture iN tHe WoRLd...
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( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,) (,) (,)
HUM TUM

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love 2type ka

i love u very much ,itna jiyada ki
too kahey to tarey liye chaand-taroin
ko toor doonga :
suraj ko phooor doonga :
ek baar too muskura key too dika terey
sarey daant toor doonga:::::::::::::::

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Hi.

How r u?

R u free tomorrow?

Can u come to Model Town ?

Bcoz 2morow we r opening a new

"MENTAL HOSPITAL"

and

We need a mental patient

to inaugurate it.

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Jeevan k kathin rasto pe
kaun apka sath nibhati hai
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apki wife..! Nahi
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apki girl fren
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areee nahi yaar
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aapkii
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CHAPPAL.
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So take care of ur chappal

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koi dukh nhi phir b dil udas hai

koi rishta nhi phir b ek aas hai

log to bohat hein per to aik khaas hai

ziada emotional na hona







bcz





yeh sab bakwaas hai


hahahahhah