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Funny computer quotes
Here are just a few:
"If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code."
“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” — Michael Sinz
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"
"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"
"I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said: 'Outlook not so good'. I said: 'Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway'."
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# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..
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# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
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# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
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# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.
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# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
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