Funny SMS Page 5

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

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BestSeller

Teacher:What is needed to make a book bestseller
Santa:Oye Sirji,wadda simple hai ji,A GIRL on the cover and no cover on the GIRL.

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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

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Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."

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EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh
kaisa
julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

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Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha
kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de

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DIL SAY dil laga kar to dekho...

meri yaad main anso baha kar to dekho...

sms to kiya ham call be karain ge..


aik bar hamarey cell main card dalwa kar to dekhooo

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Imran aik lerki ko chertay huye kehta hai k : Jan-e-man is dil main aa jao

Lerki: Sendil utaroon kiya ..??

Imran : jan-e-man dil hai yeh koi Masjid nahi hai … sendil pehan ker hi aa jao

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There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
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Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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9 messages for u
1 Hi!
2 How r u?
3 Hope ur ok
4 Miss u!
5 Miss me?
6 Be happy!
7 Take care
8 Bye!
9 Ab mat kahna ki hum SMS nahi Karte..