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sardar jokes.....
sardar:wat is my exam registration no..?

teacher:its 564732

sardar:i paid 1000Rs for exam... please give me fancy number..

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ek din adnan sami sahab hotel gaye to wahan k waitor ne un ko dekh k socha yaar itna mota admi hai bohut khaye ga is liye woh un k samne 100 rotian le aya adnan sami ne jab 100 rotian dekheen to ghussay se bolay

tum ko kia main janwar nazar ata hoon jo 100 rotian le aye ho chalo uthao 2 rotia upper se

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ek din ek makhi adnan sami k pait main chali gayee or 4 months baad bahar ayee to us ki dost makhion ne pooocha

yaaar itne din kaha thay tum
to pehli makhi ne jawab dia " yaar world tour main time to lagta hai na"

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do chiontian sharab pee k darakht pe nach raheen theen k ek chiontee nichai kharai hathi pe gir paree doosri chionti pehli se bolti hai
MASAL DE SALAY HATHI KO

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Friendship

Sabse badi zindagi hai,
Zindagi se bada pyar hai,
Pyar se badi dsti hai,
Dosti ek afsana hai,
Nibhaoge to apna hai,
Bhul jao to sapna hai,

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