Funny SMS Page 12

es duniya ky sapnoo main kho jao,
es duniya ky spno mai kho jao,
kisi ko apna bana lo , ya phir kisi ky hojao,
agar dono main sy kuch na ho to phir takya lo aor so jao

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Boy says 2 girl:
tute dil se pyar karogai ya dil tutne tak pyar karogai.
Girl says 2 boy:
tuti chappal se pite ga ya chappal tutne taq pitega.

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jaha dosti waha pyar
jaha pyar waha ishq
jaha ishq waha muhobbat
jaha muhobbat waha judai
jaha judai waha dard
jaha dard waha






MOOV hai na

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girl to boy:::larkion ko na chero paap ho ga
kal to bhi kisi haseena ka baap ho ga


boy to girl:::khuda kare teri baat sachi ho
jo mjhe baap kahey wo teri hi bachi ho

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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

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Ek bar 300 sardar

ship me travel kar rahe the

Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.

kaise?

?

?

?

Nothing serious.

Ship bichme khrab hua

to dhakka dene niche utr gaye

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Very Good |


Kal A-B-C-D sikhange.

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Tum sweet ho.

Tum lovable ho.

Tum intelligeant ho.

Tum smart ho.

Tum beautiful ho.

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Ye afvahen kaun faila raha hai.
pata karo milkar pitenge...

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Among Flower my rose is you,


Among diamonds my kohinoor is u,


In the sky my moon is you,


In the river my boot is you,


I am just a tree


but


my LANGOOR is you.