Funny SMS Page 2

if people say u r crazy b patient,u r monkey relax,u r stupid be cool,but if they say u r smart.......
THAPAR lagaooo salay ko mazaq ki b koi had hotii hai

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koi gham nahi
phir bhi mann udas haii...!!

koi rishta nahi
phir bhi ek aas hai...!!

kehnay ko to hain bahut apnay
par tu he sab se khaas hai...!!

hey!
ziada emotional mat ho,
yeh sab bakwaas hai...

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I HATE YOU



H = happy to see you.
A = always miss you.
T = take u in my mind.
E =everyday never forget u.
so i realy want 2 say...I HATE U"!

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Rah Rah ki aapki yaat aati hai
SMS na aane ki wajah satatai hai
Sochte rahe hum ki zaroor koi gham hai ..
Ya ab unke bill me humare liye jagah kam hai

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Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!

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Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi

Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi

Macher ki to Kismaat He Khote the

Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the

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humara naam sunita hai

ek baar daku jabbar singh humare gaon mein aaya tha
aur sabko maarne laga naam pooch poochke
to ek humari bhabhi boli humara naam sunita hai to daku ne use nahin maara kyunki uski maa ka naam bhi sunita tha
phir usne humse poocha to hum bole ,