Send Me SMS Page 2

Jo mujay "CAAL" na karay....
Uss ka mobile toot jaye.
Charger jal jaye.
Us ke SIM block ho jaye.
Us ka SmS fail ho jaye.
Ussay local caal par bhi ROAMING paray.
Misscall karay toMobile HANG ho jaye.
Software Urr jaye.
DISPLAY Dim ho jaye.
Hamesha card Dalta rahay aur Card load na ho

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When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

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SMS TO EK BAHANA THA IRADA TO AAPKA EK PAL CHURANA THA, YAAD KARE NA KARE KOI BAAT NAHI, AAPKI YAAD AATI HAI, BUS ITNA BATANA THA...!!

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Meray sms ko teray inbox main panah mill jai meray sms ko teray inbox main panah mill jai jo tu reply na karae tu tera mobile fanah ho jai......subhan Allah

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Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,
kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,
jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

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Hum hum han,Tum tum ho,
Na tum kam ho na hum kam han,
To pher kis bat ka gham hai,
SMS,Bhejtay raho tabhi lagay ga Mobile
rakhnay walay main DAM hai

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Year Smscharge
1995 5 R.s
1996 4 R.s
1997 3 R.s
2000 2 R.s
2003 1 R.s
2005 50 paisa
2006 Free
Agar Abhi bhi msg nahe bhejoge
to kab bhejoge?
Kya tab bhejoge
jb Msg bhejne ke liye
Paisse milenge?

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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....