Funny SMS Page 4

Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

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Aaj ki taza
khabar














































































Newspaper mein hai

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You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier!

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so sweet is ur smile,
so sweet is ur style,
so sweet is ur talk,
so sweet is ur walk,
c how sweetly i lie!!!!

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihi
hihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohoho

hohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

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Go to window

Look outside

Someone is waiting 4ur smile

Found na....

"The SUN"

Yes....

I send him

2 say U Good morning!

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Tere gam me tadap ke mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge,
Rab ko riswat de tujhe upar bulayenge,
tu aaya to saath baith kar KURKURE khayenge